duminică, 28 iunie 2009


Stereo love

Asta lu' Marcel
Ba mie-mi place.Voua nu?

You are the winer of....

Ba ce norocos sunt in ultimu' timp; ia uitati, am mai castigat un premiu:

Dear Email owner,

Your email address on ticket number 71471999545 913 has won a total
cash prize of 973,000.00 Great British Pounds and consolation prizes.

For claims and due remittance of funds. Please contact the claims
officer for more information.

Asa noroc mai rar.


Ba cati neuroni este intr-un cap?Ca sa stiu cat sa mai beau, nu de alta...

Ala a lu' Jackson

Da ba fiilor, va inteleg.V-a murit idolu, adica Maical a lu' Jackson.No si eu ce vreti sa va va fac?Pula mea, pana la urma toti suntem datori cu o moarte.Mie imi place ca lumea a inceput sa-l pretuiasca sau cum i-o zice acu' dupa ce a murit.Da' acu' io am o intrebare; el a murit negru sau alb?
Stiti ce melodie mi-a placut de la Maical?Asta ba fiilor:

marți, 23 iunie 2009

Inca una de pe mail

Customer Service and Logistic Department
Reference No:SF/668530092 Batch No: 452006/14/FIFA06/SF.

We gladly wish to inform you of the draws of the NOKIA ONLINE PROMOTIONS in conjunction with the International Organizing Committee of the 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP.You along with 57 others were selected winners under draws 6+J promo program specially organized because of the 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP which will feature as run up to the 2010 games when you will be due for the final Grand draw in June 2010. The final grand draw will provide you a chance of winning a free flight ticket and two match tickets to watch the opeining and final match of the mundial live in South Africa.

However, your e-mail address assigned to E-Tag number in the Random Computer Selection System(RCSS) of email addreses, flagged out the lucky numbers 21-7-14-04-19-34 and consequently won you the lottery in the 1st category. Please be informed that all participants in this Nokia promotion program were selected randomly through a computer ballot system drawn from over 500,000 companies and 50,000,000 individual e-mail addresses.This Nokia promotion is Organized by the host country in collaboration with FIFA. Funds for the draws have been contributed by the major sponsors of the games which include adidas,Hyundai,FujiFilm,MasterCard,Gillette,Cocacola, Continental,Toshiba,Mcdonalds and a host of others. Due to possible mix up of some numbers and email contacts, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts
by some participants of this program.

With respect to the above, you have therefore been approved for payment of a lump sum of Two Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds (£200.000.00 GBP) in certified cheque credited to File No:FWC/26510460037/SA02. This is from a total cash prize of Two million pounds(2,000,000.00 GBP) shared among the ten international winners in the 1st category. Along with (A FIRST CATEGORY RAFFLE DRAW TICKET) i.e. "a chance of winning a free flight ticket and two match tickets to watch the opeining and final match of the Fifa World Cup in South Africa.

To begin the claim processing of your prize you are to contact the fiduciary agent stated below:
Mr.Mike More

You are required to fill this form to facilitate the processing of your claims which will lead to the payment of your prize to you as required.

(Receipt Official Notification Letter)
HAVE YOU A PASSPORT OR LICENCE (identification on delivery)*

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff, and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Online Promotions Manager,
Uk Administrative Unit.

Ba, cum plm ma gasesc astia pe mine?Mai intai chinezu, dupa aia astia.Si nu numai eu le-am primit.Si o ruda de a mea "a castigat" la astia.Dupa premiul Nokia sau ce plm o fi i-a venit si mail-u' cu chinezu.
Oricum eu spre sa castig cat mai multe si de acum incolo.


Primita pe mail

Dear recipient, i am shing li, Bank manager or bank of oversae,Taiwan.I would
respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential
and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a resuit of this mail.
i contacted you independently of our investigation and no one
is inform of this communication.A British oil consultant/contractor with
the Chinese Solid Minerals Corporation, Mr.Courtney Steven made a numbered
time (Fixed) Deposit of $30,000,000.00 for twelve calendar months and not
too long Mr. Courtney Steven died from an airplane crash. The bank immediately
launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin to alert about the
situation and also to claim his estate. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of
kin. In the field of private banking, opening an account with us means no one will
know of its existence, accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers
and codes to make the accounts anonymous.
According to the Laws of Republic of China, at the expiration of 6(Six) years,
the money will revert to the ownership of the Chinese Government if nobody applies
to claim the funds.What I wish to relate to you will smack of unethical practice but
I want you to understand something. It is only an outsider to the banking world who
finds the internal politics of the banking world aberrational. I alone know of the
existence of this deposit as far as Bank of Overseas is concerned, the bank's management
has no single idea of what? the history or nature of the deposit. They are simply awaiting
instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes forward.
I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. If my offer is of no appeal to you,
delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. If you give me positive signals, I
will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I will always call you and please contact me
only through this email below. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically
monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy.
Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a family man, I have a wife
and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences may
be, Upon receiving your reply, I will then furnish you with a more comprehensive detail of this
transaction and what is required of you. Please reply to my private Email: mr_shingli00005@yahoo.com.tw

luni, 15 iunie 2009

Cea mai tampita reclama

Cat a mai trebuit tacsu s-o ocoleasca.Dragi fauritori de reclame raspunsul la aceasta intrebare e unul singur.Laptele vine din tata vacii.Simplu, nu?
Si vaca de unde vine...pai din pizda masii, daca tin eu bine minte, nu?Sau din ou?

Bull bikers 2008

Fiilor stiti ce fain a fost anu' trecut la Bull Bikers?Fain de tot.Pacat ca nu mai tin minte...
Acuma...unde se organizeaza Bull Bikers 2009?

duminică, 14 iunie 2009

De ce ba?De ce?

Ba fiilor, mama mi-a zis sa nu dau niciodata in fete.Ba, dar cateodata merita sa le dai o bata peste pupatoare.Ia intrati aici si vedeti cea mai frumoasa, cea mai desteapta si nu in ultimul rand cea mai talentata fata.Ptiu drace.
Facem si un mic concurs.Cine o poate asculta pana la final ia locul intai cu coronita.

vineri, 12 iunie 2009

M-am saturat

De toti si toate.M-am saturat sa merg cu microbuzu' si bou ala din spatele meu sa-si scoata telefonul(cumparat in rate de ma-sa de la Domo) si sa puna manele sa-si impresioneze prietenii sau pizda ca ce melodii are.Dobitocule, s-au inventat castile.
M-am saturat de toti idiotii din trafic.Se poarta de parca sunt pe tarlaua lu' ta-su.Bai boule, daca e coloana de ce ma claxonezi si-mi faci flash-uri ma?De ce?Ce rezolvi tu cu asta?Boule.
M-am saturat de Pinguinu'(unii stiu cine e).Lasa fiule ca discutam noi intr-o zi...
La anu emigrez...ma duc in Congo.

Cea mai tare aroganta

Stiti care ar fi cea mai tare aroganta la radiou' ala zu?Pai sa-si scrie pulifricii aia de acolo(Buzdugan si Morar) singuri textele, adica sa nu mai fure de pe net sau din Catavencu textele si sa se dea mari ca ei le-au facut.
Si inca una.Dupa ce ai fost pe primul loc nu stiu cat timp sa pierzi campionatul si locu' 2(e vorba de Dinamo).Si asta ar fi o aroganta...sau nu.

Zboara puiule...zboara

Fiilor, respectiv fiicelor.In urma unui sondaj de opinie am aflat ca femeilor le plac lucrurile ce se termina in "puta" sau "uta".La intrebarea: "Ce va place mai mult la pui?Ariputa sau gheruta?" ele au raspuns ca ariputa.
Concluzia:O dati voi.
P.s:Am inceput sa o iau razna de la invatat.Sunt mai prost ca pana acuma.

duminică, 7 iunie 2009

Io cu cine votez?

Pentru cei ce candideaza la europarlamentare...
Ma fiilor voi ati observat?Cand sunt alegeri toti candidatii ne iubesc si ne pupa-n cur si ne promit cate si mai cate.Nu ca-i fain?
P.s:Care e varsta la care poti candida la presedentie?Ca ma bate asa un gand sa candidez...:D(smiley face)
P.p.s:Nu ma duc la vot.

miercuri, 3 iunie 2009

Global warming

Asta ar cam trebui sa dea de gandit; unora, ca unii nu prea le au cu asta.

luni, 1 iunie 2009

De ce beau barbatii sau...

...de ce nu mai beau barbatii.Sunt nehotarat.Am gasit poza asta aici si nu stiu ce sa fac; sa mai beau sau nu?